Top Ten Reasons Canadians Prefer Their Health System
August 23, 2000
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Long waiting lists make it unlikely that elective surgery will conflict with coming year's Stanley Cup games
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Canadian docs really know what they're talking "aboat"
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Need for CT Scans brings thousands of Canadians to scenic Detroit every year
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System more able to quickly deal with cold injuries, like tongue stuck to frozen metal pole - ER MD urinates on pole to free tongue
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Canadian ophthalmologists more adept at examining beady little eyes
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Hey, wasn't Osler a Canadian?
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Canadians don't have to drive TO Canada for cheaper medications, they just have to drive IN Canada
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Canadian bacon way better than American bacon
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Molson brand beers used for intravenous fluid maintenance
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Canadian hospitals give each patient their own Maple Leaf flag to sew onto their backpacks
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Remember: Quality Without The Q Is Just Uality!
