Q Fever! Medical Humor & Satire

April 23, 2003 | Volume 4, Issue 1

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Top Ten Medical Phrases That Sound Dirty, But Really Aren’t

As determined by your votes
10. Looks like we're going to have to probe to bone
9. For maximum results, swish and spit three times daily
8. Can you give me a hand stabilizing the pelvic floor?
7. It's going to be underexposed if you don't increase the penetration
6. Once it's in the lumen, I'll be inflating the balloon
5. After the procedure, blow on this every six hours
4. It's time to start milking your prostate
3. I'm afraid your swallowing evaluation will have to be repeated
2. Deep and slow now - in and out
1. I'm going to dilate you with a series of bougies

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