Top Ten Reasons For False-Positive VDRLs
November 1, 2002
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Recent blood-meal
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| 9. |
False chancre on genitals
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| 8. |
Receptive anal intercourse with vagrant with false positive VDRL
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| 7. |
Primary care provider lisps, just trying to get him/her to say "thiphillith"
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| 6. |
Phlebotomist not wearing condom during blood draw
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| 5. |
You are married to the junior Senator from the great state of New York
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| 4. |
Painless ulcer on dildo
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| 3. |
Got testing done at Discount Serology Shack ... where your VDRL's positive, or the next one's FREE!
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| 2. |
Sex with world-renowned sitar master Ravi Chancre
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| 1. |
Recently chewing Trident Sugarless Gumma
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