Top Ten Medical Phrases That Sound Dirty, But Really Aren’t
April 23, 2003
|10.||Looks like we're going to have to probe to bone|
|9.||For maximum results, swish and spit three times daily|
|8.||Can you give me a hand stabilizing the pelvic floor?|
|7.||It's going to be underexposed if you don't increase the penetration|
|6.||Once it's in the lumen, I'll be inflating the balloon|
|5.||After the procedure, blow on this every six hours|
|4.||It's time to start milking your prostate|
|3.||I'm afraid your swallowing evaluation will have to be repeated|
|2.||Deep and slow now - in and out|
|1.||I'm going to dilate you with a series of bougies|
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