April 4, 2001 | Volume 2, Issue 4
 

Just like your
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Top 10 Reasons Why British Healthcare System Trumps U.S. System

10.

No need to ever visit nasty orthodontists
9.

Gratuitous use of "ae" and "oe" dipthongs in big medical words strengthens palatal musculature
8. Could conceivably have same G.P. as Boy George
7. Outstanding physicians may be knighted, allowing them to ride into O.R. on horse, slice off tumor with sword
6. Tea available in both oral and parenteral formulations
5. Electric defibrillator crumpet hasn't yet caught on in U.S.
4. Plans afoot to convert Millenium Dome into massive waiting room
3. Individuals driving on left hand side of road less likely to be a burden to healthcare system than in the States
2.

Sellafields nuclear reactor makes radiation therapy easily available to all citizens of the British Isles

 1. 

Ongoing existence of Queen Mother illustrates that U.K. healthcare system has technology to keep humans alive indefinitely

 
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