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GENERAL INTERNIST, APPALACHIA
Fresh mountain air welcomes you to Evansburgh,
WV, “the little town with a big heart.” Local medical practitioner
retired as a result of shotgun misfire; practice, including exam equipment,
electronic medical record system, truck parts & varmint traps, available
immediately! Good working knowledge of autosomal recessive genetic disorders
a big plus. B.Y.O.B(anjo), thievin’ Hatfields need not apply.
PERFUSIONIST, FLORIDA
For major tertiary care institution. Must know which buttons to press, switches
to flip on one of those big bypass machines - that thing scares the bejeezus
outta me. I wouldn’t touch it if you paid me. But that’s why
we want to pay you, Mr. Perfusionist! This is
what you people do, right? Send CV to POB #705525, Tampa, FL 19382.
ACADEMIC GERIATRICIAN
For research, teaching, and community- and hospital-based
practice. Research focus on slips and falls a plus. Research interest in
stumbles, face-plants, wipe-outs or skids also strongly considered. To join
dynamic group at University of Eastern Massachusetts Center for the Study
of Gravity and Aging. Plenty o' humorous videotapes. Must be BC/BE, bring
popcorn.
FOR SALE: 150-page collection of medical
humor and satire compiled over the past three years. Aimed towards healthcare
professionals. Portable, concise, and packed with protein and carbohydrates.
Warning: may not be suitable for adults suffering from irony deficiency.
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for more information.
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