Top Ten Least Popular Diet Orders
As determined by single-blinded retrospective randomized cohort study
October 5, 2005
| 10. | No Added Smoked Meat |
| 9. | 3-P (Purees, Pâtés, and Penuche) |
| 8. | The Chet Atkins Diet (Meat, Eggs, Boiled Guitar Strings) |
| 7. | Thickened Feeds a la Alan Thicke |
| 6. | Soup-No-Crackaaah |
| 5. | Shit on a Stick q6h |
| 4. | Dentures Dee-lite with Real Papaya |
| 3. | Sips, Chips, & Salsa |
| 2. | Clear Liquids With Something Floating On Top |
| 1. | Bill Cosby's Curiously Runny Chocolate Pudding |
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