Q Fever! Medical Humor & Satire

February 7, 2001 | Volume 2, Issue 2

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A Special Message From President George W. Bush

Special To Q Fever!

First off, let me just say that health is an important thing to lots of our fellow citizens. I am healthy, and that means a lot to me. When you are unhealthy, often you will have lots of sneezing, or a cough, and that is something that many Americans, including Vice-President Cheney, will not stand up to.

George W. Bush

We have much to thank of the fine men and women and others who daily provide medicine care to our most sickening citizens. As a President, what I am, I will work with Secretary Thompson to make sure that all Americans, no matter whether they are tall or short, near or far, will be as healthy as they can be if they could.

We worked hard to make sure that sickness was not welcome in the great state of Texas. I know I am glad that Vice-President Cheney has health insurance. I have faith that his health insurance will help him to have less of the "indigestion" that he complains of so frequently.

Not all Americans have insurance, but we must also remember that not all Americans have indigestion. Thank you. God bless America.

Sincerely yours,

George W. Bush
President, United States Of America

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