FOR SALE
Multipurpose appliance: microwave oven, hemodialysis machine, popcorn popper, all in one! Relocating, so must sell. Heat soups and sauces, prepare delicious popcorn, then remove excess salt and water in privacy of own home. Mounted on brass casters for ease of transport. Serious inquiries only, Box #92043.

NEW! FOR WOMEN ONLY
Home screening test for skin, breast, & cervical cancer. You'll receive: special single-use camera with 36 exposures, return envelope. Snap photos of breasts, pelvis, skin; mail back to us. It's that easy! Contact Brad, Box #13402

WANTED
e-Formatted back issues of the New England Journal of Medicine, the Lancet, the British Medical Journal, Pulmonology Today, and Mother Jones needed for large collaborative research project. call today, you'll be glad you did.

FOR SALE
Pelvic specula, clear plastic variety. Hundreds available. All used. Bargain prices - please specify size. Free surgilube included! Contact Dr. Marc Gertelsman, Box #15043.

FOR SALE
150-page collection of medical humor and satire culled from the Q Fever! website, 2000-2002. Aimed towards healthcare professionals, but can be dug by just about anyone. Portable, concise, and packed with protein, carbohydrates and phat. Click here for more information.