Q Fever! Medical Humor & Satire

December 10, 2003 | Volume 4, Issue 3

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Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags

As determined by your votes
10. “My other bag’s a Prada”
9. “Niblet retrieval in progress”
8. “Is your ostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?”
7. “Colon temporarily unavailable; busy as Secretary of State”
6. “If you think this bag is full of shit, you should meet my brother-in-law”
5. “Real men don't use gloves”
4. “The Lord is my ostomy nurse!”
3. “Contents: Starbucks Coffee Of The Day”
2. “Colostomy? Colosto-YOU!”
1. “Caution: Bush domestic policy being prepared”

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