Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
As determined by your votes
December 10, 2003
| 10. | “My other bag’s a Prada” |
| 9. | “Niblet retrieval in progress” |
| 8. | “Is your ostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?” |
| 7. | “Colon temporarily unavailable; busy as Secretary of State” |
| 6. | “If you think this bag is full of shit, you should meet my brother-in-law” |
| 5. | “Real men don't use gloves” |
| 4. | “The Lord is my ostomy nurse!” |
| 3. | “Contents: Starbucks Coffee Of The Day” |
| 2. | “Colostomy? Colosto-YOU!” |
| 1. | “Caution: Bush domestic policy being prepared” |
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